Whispers swirled after Fritz’s early exit in [insert tournament here]. Was there yelling? Broken racquets? A thrown banana? According to “sources” (a.k.a. a guy who walked past the locker room), Fritz was seen muttering under his breath and “looking disappointed.”
Scandalous. The tabloid tennis world pounced: was this the meltdown of the century? In reality, Fritz probably just needed a moment to sulk like any normal human after double-faulting at match point.
No chairs were harmed. No coaches were fired. But one poor water bottle may never recover after being placed firmly—though slightly dramatically—on the bench. Stay strong, bottle.
