Let’s all take a collective breath, folks. Bianca Andreescu didn’t fall into a black hole or get kidnapped by a rogue band of yogis in Sedona. She’s just… not at a tournament. Shocking, right? In a sport that demands 24/7 grind culture, Andreescu choosing peace and personal growth over constantly chasing points is apparently cause for alarm.
Social media went into full conspiracy mode the second she skipped a few events. “Is she retired?” “Is she pregnant?” “Is she launching a skincare line with Jameela Jamil?” No, Karen, she’s just living. Possibly meditating. Maybe hiking. Probably watching “Love Is Blind” in compression boots.
The truth is Bianca’s career has been a rollercoaster of brilliance and brutal injuries. She’s learned the hard way that your body isn’t a rental car you can just push to the limit and return scratched up. Sometimes the biggest flex in sports isn’t a trophy—it’s knowing when to not play.
Could she be plotting a comeback bigger than her 2019 US Open breakout? Absolutely. Or she might just be journaling in a hammock with essential oils nearby. And honestly? We respect both options.
So to answer the tabloid’s breathless question—“Where is she now?”—probably somewhere chill, far away from our collective freakout. And when she’s ready, you’ll hear her racket before you see her name on a draw sheet.
Stay tuned. But maybe relax your grip on the panic button.
