Look, I’ve done the hard yards. Every match. Every minute. From storming wins to those head-scratching draws, I’ve been glued to the screen watching Pep Guardiola’s pixel-perfect machine hum—except when it didn’t. And now, after a full season of tactical triangles and post-match quotes about “control,” I’ve got four words for you: Grealish and company out.
Let’s start with Jack Grealish. The hair? Immaculate. The calves? Sculpted. The output? Missing in action. One goal and a handful of stepovers don’t cut it when you’re draped in £100 million expectations. Sorry Jack, but vibes alone can’t justify the starting XI.
Joining him on the metaphorical transfer bus:
1. Kalvin Phillips – Remember when he signed? Yeah, neither do we. Injuries, poor form, and a loan spell that screamed “forgotten man.”
2. Sergio Gómez – A left-back experiment gone wrong. Less Cancelo, more can-he-go.
3. Stefan Ortega – Great guy, but when your backup keeper gives fans mild palpitations every time he plays, maybe it’s time to look elsewhere.
4. João Cancelo – Technically already out on loan, but let’s make it permanent. The talent’s undeniable, the attitude? Less so.
Man City aren’t a club that tolerates stagnation. If they want to stay ahead, sentiment has to go out the window—along with a few squad players. Pep’s got trophies to chase, not egos to babysit.
