Victoria Beckham may run a global fashion brand with military precision, but when it comes to her family’s group chat? It’s pure, glorious chaos—and apparently, Brooklyn is the ringleader of the madness.
In a recent lighthearted interview, Victoria lifted the lid on what really goes down in the Beckham family’s private WhatsApp group, and fans cannot stop laughing. “Let’s just say it’s not always high fashion and polished filters,” she said. “It’s mostly Brooklyn sending ridiculous memes at inappropriate times, Cruz spamming music clips, and David replying with six football emojis when no one asked.”
According to Victoria, the family’s group chat—cheekily titled “The Beckhams, innit”—has become a digital circus where parenting meets pop culture. “Harper sends puppy photos and Taylor Swift lyrics. Romeo tries to keep it cool and aesthetic. Brooklyn? He’s sending me memes of cats falling over and Gordon Ramsay shouting at people making toast.”
Fans were delighted to hear that Victoria, typically known for her stylish aloofness, is not above a good GIF. “I do my part!” she insisted. “I’m the one keeping the group on task—reminders about dinner, flight times, and sometimes sending passive-aggressive ‘seen’ messages when no one replies.”
The most chaotic moment? Victoria says it came when she accidentally posted a behind-the-scenes photo of a fashion fitting—meant for her stylist—in the family group. “Suddenly, I had David asking if I was auditioning for Star Trek, and Brooklyn putting alien emojis on it,” she laughed.
David, unsurprisingly, uses the chat to sneak in nostalgic photos. “He’ll randomly post a blurry pic from 1997 and say ‘Throwback Thursday’… but it’s Monday. And the kids are like, ‘Who took this on a potato?’”
But the funniest Beckham group chat feature, according to Victoria, is the unofficial “meme-off” between Brooklyn and Cruz. “They’re constantly trying to one-up each other. Last week it was baby Yoda memes. This week? Nicolas Cage collages. I’ve just stopped asking.”
Fans online immediately demanded a peek inside the chat. “Victoria, please leak one screenshot. For science,” one wrote. Another said, “The Beckhams are basically every chaotic family chat—just with better lighting and more Louis Vuitton.”
In the end, Victoria says the chaos is part of what makes it special. “It’s our way of staying connected, even when we’re in five different time zones and someone’s burning pasta on Instagram Live.”
